For the one who never skips leg day — or the chance to tell you about it.

Lightweight, quick-drying, and just the right amount of obnoxious, this towel’s perfect for mopping up the sweat (and smugness) of a proper gym session.

Whether you’re the culprit or you’re buying it for your protein-shaking mate who definitely mentions the gym too much, this one’s guaranteed to raise a laugh in the locker room.

Strong absorbency. Stronger banter.